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   Whitey: 86

   - great dribbling skills and knows how to                break down the defense.

 

   Phil Wong: 75

   - China man.           

 

   Brendan M: 84

   - Decent.

 

   Kyle A: 74

   - Average.

 

   J. Ricco: 68

   - good defender, lacks shot, but good at                acting.

 

   Rocky: 84

   - good at posting up and taking shots                    around the paint. Washed up.

 

   Vandy: 84

   - goblin

   

   Mook: 81

  - great shooter, good drive.

 

   Lengua: 81

   - goes to Don Bosco so must be good.

 

   Alec K: 77

   - solid defender. Decent three when hot. Gets        exposed easily by Keith.

 

   Culloo: 83

   - sees the court well and good shot.

 

   Nick V: 77

   - tall, has potential, squid like.

 

   DeRosa: 80

   - great defense, good passer, lacking                    rebounding skills.

 

   Petar M: 66

   - lacks height, but make up with speed,                  agilty, and ball movement. Shot sucks dick.

 

   Tank: 87

   - great at posting up and shooting around              the paint. Slow.

 

   Tillis: 80

   - lax bro

 

   R. Yellin: 86

   - superb shot and reboundng skills for a Jew.

 

   Coyfish: 74

   - a fouling machine, this player has good              defense.

 

   Noah: 88

   - best Jewish rebounder and scorer.

 

   Christian L: 80

   - quick and good hustler.

 

   Michael P: 77

   - good shooter, but not good at defense.

 

   DeCotiis: 84

   - great three point shot and good dribbling,            lacks rebounding.

 

   Lin: 88

   - phenominal player overall.

 

   David: 83

   - good at layups and okay at rebounding. Is           slow as fuck.       

 

   Austin M: 76

   - way past his peak. Ghetto.

 

   Kevin: 83

   - has a good shot. Tall.

 

   Jack J: 82

   - athletic and okay ball handling skills, but              this player lacks the ability to shoot a                  basketball. Vape god.

 

   Miller: 80

   - talented Jew from hometown of Rivervale.

 

   Jon D: 79

   - lacks ability to rebound, but make up by              shooting well.

 

   Hugh: 82

   - Attacks the rim, but lacks body control.

 

   Luke Ciocca: 68

   - he is a chaotic Canadian who should stick to       hockey.

 

   Gunther: 32

   - not much to see...but scores a three                    pointer here and there. Kidnapped by                  Rivervale.

 

  Jeremy Collier: 70

  - A Jew who can nothing but shoot the                   occasional three.

 

  Jake Aferiat: 43

  - one of the best Jewish basketball players in       the league.

 

  John McGrath: 59

  - member of illuminati, and devoted to                   Satan.

 

  Jack Williams: 22

  - a once in a generation player. A real                   mastermind on the court. No one in this               league can master his abilities.

 

  Jack Devanna: 78

  - good shooter, not great rebounder.

    King Sheep.

 

  Andrew Merli: 70

  - shot and rebounding can be worked on,               but sees the court well. No "A" button.

 

  Stein: 65

  - good passer, very unselfish. Jew.

 

  Greg T: 67

  - agressive player willing to score at any risk,         needs to work on scoring though...

 

  Nick Battista: 79

  - tall player with good rebounding skills,                 needs to wotk on quickness and agility.

 

  Ryan Ennis: 21

  - great hussler and is overall a good guy to be       around with.

 

  Andrew Kohl: 76

  - okay shot and rebounding skills, but needs         to work on defense.

 

  Peter Solvang: 35

  - lacks abilty to shoot and rebound, but                 alright at defense. Fucking Norge.

 

  Ducky Donne: 63

  - chaotic and aggresive on defense, but                 lacks shot and passsing skills.

 

  Dan Saidel: 67

  - the twin of Carmelo Anthony, this                         player is an offensice genius. Has autism.

 

  Emilio: 70

  - the president

 

  Tom Uhl: 71

  - big and awkward, theres nothing to look             forward to this player.

 

  Sean Tocci: 70

  - decent shot, bad defense. Can't score for           shit.

 

  Matt Urrea: 81

 - meathead

 

  Nick Timpanaro: 73

 - jarhead and junker. Also a vapist.

 

  Pierce Brinker: 78

 - block in the paint. Dribbling is horrendous.

 

  Matt Belva: 56

 - might shoot up the school. Made a game            winning three once.

 

  Tyler Carlo: 65

 - big head makes 20% of his shots.

 

  Keith Andreason: 80

 - slow but, smart, and exposes Alec.

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 Jack Lupardo: 70

- makes retarded noises every now and then.       Good at rebounding.

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 Trent Shanley: 48

- stick to hockey, buddy.

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 Ian Choi: 81

- recently lost a lot of weight; this could greatly      increase his skill. 

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 Christian Philip: 60

- sits at my lunch table

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 Andrew Lee: 12

- South Korean prodigy.

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 Lucas Ochoa: 71

- first kid in the grade to get a blow job.

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 Jake Schroeder: 78

- while this player gets hit with water balloons       often, he is a good rebounder

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